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June 19th, 2008
12:12 pm

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the essential guide to thailand ... for (ugly old) men!
I picked this little gem of a guide to Thailand for sex tourists last night. It was FREE!

It looked pretty good at first, it had pictures of half-naked guys, but then when you read the stories
it's pretty clear who it's aimed at "i saw a boy, he looked so young, maybe he would say I was too old for him!" (don't freak, boy here means 20-30 basically)

You can see it's aimed at Thailand newbies, since you're NEVER too old or to uggo to get laid here in the land of smiles, as long as there's money in your wallet. I srsly saw a guy with a walker in the hooker district. Makin' us proud, grandpa!

There's great information in there too: "In Thailand, as in other countries, AIDS is primarily spread through heterosexual sex" O RELY?

Yep, it's us straights are slipping into gay meth cocktail orgies and back bathrooms glory holes and givin gays the HIV.

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June 12th, 2008
10:57 pm

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all your base
yeah, i went there

Being in Asia, home of all bad and hilarious translations, guess who might be doing translations? While I'm trying to translate well, how much funner would it be to write horrible ASIAN TRANSLATIONS?

Frankly, the RIAA has no chance to stop piracy when piracy is so value-added. Never mind the flexibility offered by pirated formats over their stupid restrictions, but you haven't watched the Simpsons until you've watched them TRANSLATED BY SOME 13-year old CHINESE KID who "speaks" "english".

VALUE ADDED.

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May 25th, 2008
11:02 pm

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cambodia
bleh, i have to wake up at 5 tomorrow to take a van to cambodia for a visa run. all of my companions will probably be sexpats. i will use this time to perfect my "waiting with godot" story, as that is surely what i will be doing.

in other notes, a. a man who has obsessive compulsive disorder, smells like a math major and picks his nose in public is MORE POPULAR THAN ME.

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May 19th, 2008
04:25 pm

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hey geeks: recommendations for easy-for-end-user cms
okay, pretend you're an italian gentleman farmer who needs to change something on his website.

which cms would be the easiest for you to use?

dude wants to be able to updates pages himself, which makes total sense, but the only cms i really know is drupal, and that's barely developer-friendly, never mind user-friendly.

the website will have about 40 pages, (really, 8 pages, but each of them has to be in french, english, italian and german), it's a brochureware site, but he wants to be able to make changes to the content.

and i have to be able to get the css to look exactly the way that i want -- not just use some provides themes or whatever. in my ideal world, i wouldn't have to learn how to write a theme, but i'll survive if i do.

i thought of wordpress since it's a small site. any ideas?

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May 18th, 2008
07:17 am

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sweater!

Chatting
Originally uploaded by sfllaw
i would just like to point out that i got this sweater in the garbage, and even from an ocean away, i still LOVE IT! NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS!!!!

around the house, it was referred to as "the garbage sweater". simon hates it.

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May 12th, 2008
02:04 pm

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quotes from fred
"everything is different here, I don't like it" -- Fred on Bangkok

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April 7th, 2008
03:08 am

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who is this guy?

La Morsure
Originally uploaded by sfllaw
OMG, who is this guy? Can I have a job making out with him for the rest of eternity?

Can I become a boy and steal his haircut? Dear Jesus.

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March 25th, 2008
09:25 am

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dinosaursattack

dinosaursattack
Originally uploaded by elliptic curve
Jurassic Park meets home appliances.

Bangkok is like a video games with secret levels, you're always discovering all kinds of weird, unexpected gems.

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December 20th, 2007
09:45 pm

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more cranes for pmcurdy!

more cranes for pmcurdy!
Originally uploaded by elliptic curve
The Bangkok night falls in full tropical lassitude, it is 30 degrees+ even at night, everything is weighed down by the heat and the dust -- the night, the streets, the people coming home from work, traipsing down the steps of the sky train, the dogs already sleeping.

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December 14th, 2007
10:23 am

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chuey duey! (help!)

chuey duey! (help!)
Originally uploaded by elliptic curve
I was walking back from breakfast when I heard frantic meowing in the sky. "WTF?", I thought, "why do I hear a cat in the sky?". I look up and see this little guy, stuck in the door of a shophouse. He had managed to climb all way up behind the door, and get stuck at the top. He fell down a little bit into the front gate here.

He eventually got down, but then he ran under a parked car.

I hope he's ok.

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